fparra14:

First you feel like dying. Then You feel reborn. |

fparra14:

First you feel like dying. Then You feel reborn. |

when i’m married my partner and i will have:

  • morning sex
  • afternoon sex
  • dinner sex
  • after meal sex
  • i made pancakes sex
  • good morning sex
  • the kids are at school sex
  • shower sex
  • bored sex
  • make up sex
  • break up sex
  • monday sex
  • tuesday sex
  • wednesday sex
  • thursday sex
  • friday sex
  • saturday sex
  • sunday sex
  • there is nothing on tv sex
  • i love you sex

(Source: joesphjonas, via lesprit-de-belle)

My Favorite Conversation, Happens Every Doctors Visit In This Shithole Town.

  • Doc: Alright, we're going to need to test your blood pressure, your temperature, and also test to see if you're pregnant.
  • Me: I will answer that last one for you now, I'm not.
  • Doc: How do you know?
  • Me: I'm infertile.
  • Doc: Well we're going to need to make you take the pregnancy test anyways.
  • Me: No, I legitimately can not get pregnant.
  • Doc: How are you so sure, miracles can happen.
  • Me: I don't have a uterus.
  • Doc: ...
  • Me: ...
  • Doc: ...
  • Me: ...
  • Doc: Could you please go into the bathroom and pee on this stick?

Kodi.Oklahoma.Passion.Heartache.Happiness.Life.: I am tired.

kodilynnfenner:

I get harassed daily, by something I take hard and beat myself up every day of already.

Mayer-Rokitansky-Küster-Hauser (MRKH) syndrome is a disorder that occurs in females and mainly affects the reproductive system. This condition causes the vagina and uterus to be underdeveloped or absent….